OK,ok. :) So enough of that.
YES! It's really TRUE!
I was beginning to wonder why they market all these rattles and things to infants, who don't even know they HAVE hands. At first, they were more like annoying satellites that kept crashing into your face unexpectedly. But not now. NO! No sir.
NOT TODAY! Today, you emerge proudly, clutching your adversary like a sword! Today, you have control of your hands, AND your toys.
I have an announcement. (drumroll, please.)
You...
Have Started Playing With... Your TOYS!!
YES! It's really TRUE!
They have sat around for months now, looking cute in pastel plastic or bright red rubber, tempting you... but you, being your father's child, have diligently kept your head down, biding your time, until the magical day- today! Today, when you learned that your fingers and hands can actually move things! What a day.
I was beginning to wonder why they market all these rattles and things to infants, who don't even know they HAVE hands. At first, they were more like annoying satellites that kept crashing into your face unexpectedly. But not now. NO! No sir.
NOT TODAY! Today, you emerge proudly, clutching your adversary like a sword! Today, you have control of your hands, AND your toys.
That's one small step for a baby, one giant leap.. for daddy's wallet.
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